Did your ex abandon their stuff at your place months – or maybe even years ago, and they refuse to come pick it up? Fear not! With the Angry Orchard Ex-Change Kit, you can package up those painful reminders: the forgotten hoodie, dusty vinyl collection, or that hideous poster that never matched anything in your place anyway, and send it all to the Angry Orchard Cider House.

Once Angry Orchard receives your ex’s stuff, the team will send you cash to put toward a case of hard cider. Your ex’s baggage becomes your fresh start… and a fully stocked fridge. All items will be sorted and, when applicable, donated to the appropriate organizations, so nothing goes to waste… except the relationship itself.